:-) I hate you
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?:
Kitchen counter
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Good, ‘cause I finally got something inside of me after lonesome months :/
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
My boyfriend.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
chiKAN & DADDY KINK
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
The woods/beach/playground if we’re gonna do it on the ground
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
Someone told me they wanted to stick a baseball bat inside my ass.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Ab….use….e_e Guilty pleasure, I guess.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
A silk tie, since it’s not as painful when it digs into your skin like the others.
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Completely dominate me with no chance of swaying.
10: Top or bottom?
Bottom with boys and top with girls :-)
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
We were about to have sex, but then he fell asleep halfway =w=“
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
Yeah, unless I’m in the mood for more??
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
JGV,,,,
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Shnuffle poo, kumquat, and everything else Kris has ever called me =w=
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Having dick in my mouth and deepthroating so much I cry
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
#6
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Yes, 0/10 recommend.
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Depends on the pursuit of one’s own interest.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
Kris Wu, the educator..of love…e_e
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
A fucking cucumber since so many people talk about it??
21: How big is too big:
11…inches…
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
GET SHIT ON I’M SO SORRY
23: Biggest turn on:
*vibrates* Daddy kink and non-con and and and and and dressing up (i.e lingerie and frilly things!!)
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
Just below jawline, inner thighs, and somewhere near my ribs
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
Before class >:c
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
Ye
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
Suckin’ dick underneath a table at Pizza Hut
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
When your hand starts to hurt.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
Heard I do good anal :-)
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
Landing…strip…..
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
NAW
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
Bite their lip
33: What your favorite part of your body:
Ass
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
SUCKIN DICK
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
>
36: What do you wear to bed?
Nothin’
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
*sweats* 14??
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Yes, and I plan to make more. I will be a pornstar when I’m done being an idol.
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Long time ago.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Yes
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
Yes
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
This container tube thing for bath salts LOL
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Yes
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
Yes
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
Gorilla by Bruno Mars
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
CUTE SMILES
47: Most attractive celebrity?
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* INATI AND LEO
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
Yes bc it’s f*ckin hot
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
Like 2 days??
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
Naw, thank God
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Tao.
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
No.
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Ye, 'cause it’s dick…in my mouth…
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
I LOVE TATTOOS YOU HAVE NO IDEA I adore them and I love doing things w/ them groans
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
It’s cute.
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Honey.
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Ye
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Takes too long so imma say no
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
*SWEATS* NO
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
N…o…
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Pornstar
62: Do you watch porn?
Yes
63: How small is too small?
5 inches :/
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Yeah, for my kinks : (
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Bean!! and y…es???
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
*SWEATS* NO
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
Ye, it’s hot
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
Naw
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
No
70: Booty or Boobs?
Boobies :(
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
The Kraken
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
Yaaas
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
I give into temptation much too easily.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Sojizzy
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
NO YOU SICK PEOPLE
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
I’d kick 'em out
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
"HAHA”
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
1) fuck bitches
2) get money
3) repeat until day is over
4) mix a drink w my dick
5) take nudes ayyy
